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		<title>Deadly Violent Velociraptor Elected Pope</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vatican City &#8211; Catholics around the world are stunned today as the papal conclave has reached a decision on its next pope &#8211; a Velociraptor.  
White smoke poured from the Sistine Chapel, signaling that there had been a decision regarding the next leader of the Roman Catholic Church, and a cheer rose up from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manti Te&#8217;o calls his girlfriend!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2013 14:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jim Norton is coming to Helium</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2012 15:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a big fan of Jim Norton.  He&#8217;s a very funny comedian that I first heard of by listening to Opie and Anthony when they were broadcast in mornings on 103.3 The Edge.  I&#8217;ve seen him twice now, and he&#8217;s always done a lot of new stuff, which isn&#8217;t that important to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I put up some videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 12:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some stuff I put on Youtube.  I hope you like it TEE HEE

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		<title>ADVICE!!!!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 16:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone&#8217;s ass loves advice.  I want to help you.  Leave a question for me on ANY TOPIC in which you are looking for advice, and I will get back to you in the next post.  Sounds great, me!
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		<title>The Worst Show Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 19:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let me just start by saying comedy is the worst and people who do it are stupid.
Let me also start by saying I love comedy and I am very stupid.
The worst show I&#8217;ve ever done occurred during the best weekend I&#8217;ve ever had in comedy in my life and I still think about it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Go To Comedy Shows</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2012 10:42:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t go to comedy shows?
What I mean is, DO go to comedy shows.  But please, in the name of the most high, don&#8217;t go to a comedy show if you can attribute any of the following to yourself:
-You are looking around and are a member of a bachelorette party
Bachelorette parties are an American institution for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Talk Bucket Lists</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 18:40:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel like the bucket list is really just a bunch of things you CLAIM you want to do but don&#8217;t actually want to do.  Which is why you should really up the ante.  Skydiving?  Everyone does that.  Visit Russia?  Who hasn&#8217;t?  Be creative and more bucket-related.
Here&#8217;s mine
&#8211;Design a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Drunken Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently realized I&#8217;ve been binge drinking since I was about 16 or 17 years old.  I&#8217;m 26 now, so that&#8217;s what?  Six, seven years of drinking?  Wait, it&#8217;s 10 years of drinking.  (I knew how many years it was originally, but I thought it would be funny to imply that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quick Question:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is my site sexual enough?  If not, I will start posting pictures of my penis unless that&#8217;s not allowed on the internet.  Leave a comment in the comment section &#8220;Yay or Nay&#8221; you fucking beautiful disaster.
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