Conflict: Vince should do this movie, but he isn’t sure he wants to! E freaks out, and storms out of the office, which is filled with models pretending to have jobs. Turtle smokes weed and wears a Yankees cap color coordinated to match his polo shirt, and remains illiterate. Drama says something quirky like, “I’ll take care of the network, bro. But first; _________ (says something stupid).” Cut to Ari Gold. He spouts some tired homophobic rhetoric very loudly, and everyone who works for him is still surprised. He tells someone to get Vinnie on the phone, or he will do something terrible to their genitals. But first, his wife is angry about something, and he rejects her love, but she stays married to him. Then Vinnie tells Ari to relax exactly twenty times. Then he fucks an insanely hot girl who just happens to be gardening at his house, because that’s what hot girls in LA do; gardening. The episode ends with the gang toasting to something, most likely having to do with how much Vinnie is about to make, and whatever conflict was supposed to drive the plot is somehow resolved.
Aug 29 2010