Remember when you did that thing the other day? Boy should you regret doing that. It was especially embarrassing for you when you realized how stupid it was, but kept going out of fear of looking like a quitting asshole. I’ve seen some real bloopers in my day, but that one takes the cake. Speaking of cake; did you get all the cake off the ceiling, tard-fuck? I’m sure the owner of that cat will probably start putting posters up soon too. Looks like your babysitting days are over. By the way, I’m going to need my ladder back.
Jan 21 2011