Holy shit, a website
Everyone has a website now. EveryTHING has a website now. You can honestly go to milk-fetish websites. How do you fuck milk? That would be a good band name. Fuck-Milk.
“Dude, you ever hear of Fuck-Milk?”
“Totally, I saw them open for The Goo Goo Dolls.”
The point is, this is my website. I will generally update it as often as possible. It will probably revolve around my life in comedy, but it might also have to do with things I like. Either way, I’m sure you won’t want to come back.
Thanks for visiting.
This is me drinking a $2 PBR in Willoughby Hills, Ohio after working Bogey's Comedy Club. I needed many beers that weekend...
I also wanted to include a picture of me. I will do that from time to time so that if you come to a show you can say, “Yes, that’s him. That’s the one…<::raises pistol while crying::>”